Pick my brain...or nose?!

so a lot has happened...

2005-02-21T23:52:00.000-05:00

since my last blog...october 2nd that is....

my run for the cure for breast cancer research was october 3rd. i raised $965! i ran half of it...and trust me...that was enough...this year though my plan is to run the whole thing...
then i got a new tattoo...the next day and the day before my birthday......its on my ankle...and its the druid symbol for life...i love it and of course now i want another one!!
THEN...yes i had a busy week...i had my gall bladder surgically removed(as if there is any other way:P)...it was quite a shock actually...
if anyone has ever had a gall bladder attack then you know what i am talking about when i say it was EXCRUTIATING!
the attacks that is...but whammo...i got my gall bladder out...spent the night in the hospital with my mommy:P
and of course...that was thanksgiving weekend...so no turkey and stuffing for me:(

so a week after my surgery...what happens?? i have another attack...but this time in the er...i get served right away rather than the traditional 3 - 4hr wait...and i get drugs! LOTS OF THEM!! demerol drip and everything...it was great...:P

since then...not much has happened...boring life again...blah blah..
ok i am going to bed...night

my friends are annoying!

2005-02-21T23:50:00.000-05:00

k they arent really that bad....i just like to state lies on the computer a lot is all
:)
k well i havent posted in a while...so here i am...posting...happy now bitch and shnaynay?>?

SUPER SIZE ME!!!!!!!!

2004-10-02T18:45:00.000-04:00

so yea....i watched this movie today...and does it ever make you think twice about visiting the golden arches...
if you havent seen this movie....i strongly suggest you do...
and if you know people who love this establishment....ask them first if they want to continue eating there...if they do...make sure they dont watch it...it will probably have the same effect on their psyche as "fast food nation" would.
dont get me wrong...i LOVE LOVE LOVE mcds...but after watching that i dont think i will be going there as much anymore...ugh...
also...when you watch the movie at home...go to the bonus features and watch the "smoking fry" selection....now THAT is an eye opener...*shudders*

2004-09-08T01:00:00.000-04:00

ewwwwwww

k so i cut my hand...

2004-09-07T23:57:00.000-04:00

and i wanted to share the picture with you!!:)
me love you longtime!

Run for the cure

2004-09-02T17:11:00.000-04:00

so i am going to attempt to do a 5km run....
for those of you who know me(bitch:P) it wont be easy....
so i need people's help...
i have an mp3 player...and i want to get a whole whack of songs that i can listen to as i attempt to do this run without stopping...
i need high energy songs that are going to help keep me going!!!!!

to boob or not to boob?

2004-08-29T20:52:00.000-04:00

so yea...me and the bf went to see friends today...
and we havent seen them in a couple of weeks...so the male part of the couple turns to me and says...hey ladybug....did you get a boobjob?!
im like WHAT?!~?! (btw...my boobs are big enough already...i dont need them any bigger...gross) and he said it again...so i yelled up to his gf....hey maggie...pigeon is looking at my breastesses! and hes like...no no...they just look bigger is all!
great
losing weight
but boobs look bigger
lets replace one complex with another!
life is great

a banner day

2004-08-28T21:44:00.000-04:00

so yesterday this is what happens to me...
1) i get to work in a good mood...
2) i go into work and find out they are hiring someone who will eventually bump me off in the senority of the dept. that im in even though this isnt what should happen
3) i talk to the bosses about what is going on and they show of course NO compassion
4) i have a busy hellish day at work without my buddy to talk to and vent to (and the bitch never emailed me:P)
5) at the end of the night im thrilled to be going home so i stop to talk to someone and another girl walks up and gets her hand caught in a conveyer right infront of me!
6) spend an hour in the emergency room waiting for her bf to show up and for her to be looked after....(btw...i think her fingers were broken but nothing worse thank god)

thank god today was a bit better....
but i did spend an evening with my family so really how much better was it?? not much
at all

at work and killin' time

2004-08-26T17:49:00.000-04:00

so yea...
im at work...and im killing time...
that is basically the jist of it
exciting isnt it?
what is the best way to kill time at work without making it super obvious that you aren't really doing a heck of a lot?
the only thing that i have found is that i seclude myself in our "cardboard" area and move things around to make it look like im cleaning up...
needless to say...im not...im just taking things out and putting them back...then sweeping...
hahaha im so evil...

ok you know...this is sad that something that pathetic i can sit here and call evil.

btw...im still in my writing rut as you can tell...

in a rut

2004-08-22T23:53:00.001-04:00

so yea...im stuck in a writing rut...
well i have a lot to write about...but i dont feel like doing it
hmmm...
anyhow...just wanted to update...
any idears on how to get out of the writing rut?

song a dong a long dong

2004-08-13T23:54:00.000-04:00

ok...so i keep getting songs stuck in my head...and its so freakin easy
all most people have to do is mention the name of the song...or hum a tune..and wammo...there it is...stuck right up in the old braino there
its brutal
one time i even had a childs nursery rhyme stuck in my head for about a week
the..."lil rabbit foo foo hoppin through the forest scoupin up the field mouse and whackin em on the head"
i would sing it over and over and over...
soooo annoying

so yea...

2004-08-12T12:44:00.000-04:00

this is how dumb i am...i now realize where dorsal fin appreciation day came from.....courtsey of mercedes...
cuz i have dorsal ganglia...its a gross abnormal pouch of fluid trapped in my wrist that has to be drained...that or i could smack it against the wall and burst it...but who the hell wants to do that and inflict pain on yourself like that!??
ouch
so yea...thats where the appreciation day comment came from
thanks for bursting my imagination bubble mercedes...bitch

how appropriate for me...

2004-08-11T11:59:00.000-04:00

your fuck.

What swear word are you?
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things that make you go...hmmmm.....

2004-08-10T23:37:00.000-04:00

so yea...today while i was at work...riding my death machine...i all of a sudden got an idea in my head...
that there really should be a dorsal fin appreciation day
im not really sure why...or what made me think of that...but it literally just popped into my head
that ever happen to anyone else...random thoughts pop into your head that make no real sense?!
happens to me a lot..
anyhow...im going to bed

2004-08-10T13:18:00.000-04:00

aunty dini and her favourite person in the entire world! abby!

a shout out!

2004-08-10T12:57:00.000-04:00

Got a second??
if anyone who is reading my blog hasnt already discovered this gem of a blog
YOU BETTER GET YOUR LAZY ASSES OVER THERE AND READ IT GODAMMIT!

reality tv

2004-08-10T12:49:00.000-04:00

so i have been watching "joe schmo 2" and have decided that i would be great on a reality tv show!
im just clueless enough to fall for some fake show like that! i mean i think i would question things going on that are as hokey as on joe schmo...but i dont think i would really be able to figure it out!
and the same with the amazing race...that is a great show! i would be good on that one...but i think i would need to find someone to be partners with that would be able to take verbal abuse. so in other words...my mother would be out...so would the bf...i think id have to go in it with my good buddy...my partner in crime...T...only because she could dish it out as well as she could take it. *but* i dont think she would be able to handle the "roughing" it parts of the show...
so i guess now i am accepting applications for a partner for the next amazing race...
that is...if they ever let canadians in it!
also...big brother would be a good show for me...im just cute and funny and modest(;p) enough to be able to win the hearts of everyone...
that or i would be too annoying and too fat and would be the first one voted out! plus....me no look goodie in bikini...*shudders* ha!
so what reality show do you think you would last the longest on? pass this on to your friends...make a game out of it...hell...make an evening out of it!

to work out or not to work out....that is the question...

2004-08-09T19:21:00.000-04:00

that i really really hate jogging
hate it with a passion...but yet i know how good it is for me and how good i feel afterwards...
blah...i guess it is a love hate relationship with me and jogging
and why is it there is always someone on the treadmill next to you is always some young buck/philly who isnt even breaking a sweat and has been jogging for twice as long as you
so i have a question....(one that will only be answered if people actually read this stupid blog)....if you go to the gym...what is the one thing that you LOATHE doing...but will still do cuz you know its good for you...

anyone....
anyone....
buller...
buller....

im a happy bunny!

2004-08-05T20:28:00.000-04:00

You like to do mean things to people. Even if it is
only a mind game. You asshole. Heh but I must
admit it is fun messing with people.

What Happy Bunny Are You?
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men oh men!

2004-08-05T20:20:00.000-04:00

Men are like........Laxatives........They irritate the sh!t out of you.

Men are like........Bananas......... The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like........Vacations....... They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like........Weather........... Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like........Blenders.......... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like........Chocolate Bars........ Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like........Commercials........You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like........Department Stores........Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like........Government Bonds........They take soooooo long to mature.

Men are like........Mascara........They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like........Popcorn........They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like........Snowstorms........You never know when they're coming, how many inches
you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like........Lava Lamps........Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like........Parking Spots........All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped

*******even though all of these apply to my bf the first one the most!!*********
hahahahahha

some words of wisdom...

2004-08-04T19:14:00.000-04:00

that everyone should have...
a friend of mine(a bitchy one at that) sent this to me!
i thought it was cute...so here it is.....

As I've Matured...
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...

I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takessuspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned thatdepression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you'refinished.

I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.

I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it

I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent.

****i think she sent this with me in mind over the last one!! MUAHAHAHAHA******

a discovery

2004-08-02T12:59:00.000-04:00

peaches and cherries give me gas
not all out explosive gas...
just tootie frootie gas
just thought i would share

2004-07-26T20:38:00.000-04:00

so heres an update to my suntanning fiasco...
my suntan has now turned into a sunburn with blisters..
yes...i said it...BLISTERS!!!
ok...so mercedes has called me a dumbass...and even though i am only admitting it here and never to her face...she is right...bitch..i hate it when shes right
so yea...so now im trying to control the fact that my back is on FIRE and i feel like i could suddenly explode into flames at any minute...
cool showers...aloe vera lotion out the ying yang...and sleeping with no top on!
hahaha
its almost impossible to wear a bra...especially not a sports bra at the gym...
oh my god i thought someone was stabbing me it was so painful
ah well...i still say afterwards ill have a GREAT tan!:)

burnt to a crisp!

2004-07-25T15:28:00.000-04:00

so i went camping this past weekend...and it was fabulous!
sand! beaches!
NO RACOONS!! thank goodness
everything was great...until....yesterday...
lying out on the beach...i came to start thinkin about getting a lot of sun
and the fact that i have this strange idea that my skin is "sunburn proof"
umm...
well with red hair...and fairly dainty skin(not pale like a typical redhead but still gets that flourecent pink glow when burnt) you would figure that i would have taken some precautions so that i didnt get so red i looked like a lobster after a fresh steam bath!
now i am paying for my sun obsession...and boy am i paying! the PAIN!!! the INSANITY!
my only solace is that after this burn turns a lovely shade of brown i will NEVER EVER EVER have to go suntanning this summer!
and boy o boy do i love uv and ub rays!:)

my firiend...jenny cakes

2004-07-22T00:23:00.000-04:00

i dont know that i like her too much
shes kinda bitchy..
and today she had cameltoe
it was kinda gross
i dont know that shes really my friend:P

dilemma

2004-07-20T23:32:00.000-04:00

ok so im in this darn dilemma...
i have a bf...who is a super nice guy...is sweet and all that...but doesnt seem to really have a lot going for him...that or he could..but doesnt seem to really want to act on it...
anyhow...so there is this guy at work...that i have a crush on....sorta...hes really really a nice guy...but of course...he has a gf...and i have my bf...
so im kinda just flirting with him...but i so want to be like...hey...get rid of your girl and lets hook up:P (im not really like that...but in my full of confidence mind i am)...
so should i just sit back and keep flirting and hope maybe it will work eventually...or what?!?!?!?! ahhhhh
ah well...
we shall see i guess

SOOOOO IRRITATING!!!

2004-07-19T23:58:00.000-04:00

ok...so i am going to start this post in the form of a question...then i will answer it...to an extent.
why is it that people who dont want to be the center of "gossip" constantly put themselves in that position??????????? but then bitch and moan about it constantly!?!
it is one of the most irritating things to me...
i have this friend at work who has, in the past, been a bit of the center of gossip and controversy at work...so lately she has stayed out of the limelite...until now...
we have a bunch of students working at my work for the summer...and there is one guy...who was nice enough in the beginning but now is just really freakin annoying...anyhow...
so she has started chatting with him...harmlessly enough...but by now it has become painfully apparent that he has a super huge crush on her(she...btw...is in a 10year relationship with someone who she wants to marry) anyhow...she feeds into it...so much so that she hasnt even told this guy she has a bf...
i have mentioned some things to her in hopes she gets the hint as just about EVERYONE is talking about what is going on...but she ends up getting pissed off at me...
but still...guess who she is going to complain to when she starts realizing how much people are talking about her! ME
and you know what im going to tell her?!
IF YOU WERENT SUCH A DISRESPECTFUL BITCH YOU WOULDNT HAVE THIS PROBLEM!
i mean come on...shes in a relationship with someone she "loves" and yet she carries on like this...*shakes head*
its irritating...i mean i could understand it too if he was cute...(which hes not) or someone tolerable to be around(again...which he is not) but hes NOT!!!!!!!!!!!

GET A CLUE GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok
im done

sunday bloody sunday

2004-07-18T13:28:00.000-04:00

my moms cousins arrived from england yesterday...
what is it with airports anyhow...there are thousands of people arriving every day...practically every 5 mins...and yet it still takes them like an hour to get off the plane! insane! and then you stand there waiting and waiting constantly looking at the time because you know how much you are going to be paying the damn parking meter and you keep seeing all these strangers coming through the doors...its never your relatives...brutal...
there were these two women there waiting for someone...and you should have seen them!! dressed to the nines...but not the "look nice" nines...more like the 8 1/2's...they looked like cheap hookers...why is it people think that they look nice when they look like that? do they have some magic mirror at home that shows them some altered reality? *shudders*
anyhow...im done rambling

another day in the neighbourhood

2004-07-17T16:17:00.000-04:00

ok...so this is the second time im attempting to post this one....grrr...
my computer geek friend helped me change the "skin" on this page...when did the terminology change by the way...where was i? and was i sleeping?! back in the day it used to be called a background! maybe it was called a skin all along and we were all just enormously misinformed! that is probably the case
anyhow...i wont waste anymore time...:)

my first time

2004-07-17T15:08:00.000-04:00

so this is my first time...well not actually my REAL first time but you know what i mean.
as you can see i dont use caps and grammar is really against my religion...so if you think this is going to bother you...tough crap...go read someone elses blog!
thanks to my buddy mercedes for introducing me to this probably very addictive new internet trick.
bitch :)